In the style of Jeff Foxworthy, a comedian who made famous "you might be a red neck" - here’s a little checklist to find out if you’re ready to join that private golf club.

YOU MIGHT BE STRICTLY A PUBLIC COURSE PLAYER...

IF: When you pull up to the club house, a guy walks over to your car, takes out your clubs and carries them away - and you call a cop.

IF: You find a cooler of lemonade and a cooler of iced tea at the third hole. Turning to a grounds worker near by, you shout: "I biggie sized it, my 2 bucks is on the counter."

IF: Your pair of "soft spikes" are your daughter’s soccer shoes that you dug out of the trunk of your car.

IF: A standing tee time means that you’ll be walking not riding.

IF: After an afternoon of golf, in August, before joining your boss for dinner - you "freshen up" by walking through the sprinkler on 18.

IF: You ask who you talk with about renting one of those "cottages with the cute bathroom" for the weekend.

IF: When asked if you want in on the "skins" game, you answer "sure why not" and take off your shirt.

IF: None of your golf clothes match.

IF: All of your golf clothes have the word golf, or tiny golf balls, on them.